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07:13am 17/07/2003
 
mood: irate
i'm sure all you fucking assholes have been watching mtv. because that's all you fucking do is sit by the tv and fucking pick your fake ass noses at it or whatever. so you all fucking know about my drinking and drug misuse. my mom is so pissed. but whatever i dont fucking care. im sober, i think my friends are assholes they probably snuck something in my damn drink.

kelly, you're such a fucking loser, i swear. you're so god damned stupid. i just wanna rip your fucking fake ass hair out of your head. i find it funny how every fucking boyfriend that you have has turned gay. bert, chad, who else kel?? half this fucking community is gay, you probably fucked them too. you're such a skank!!

i could really use a beer.
 
     
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08:29pm 16/06/2003
 
mood: bitchy
BLOODY HELL!! THAT FUCKING BULLFIGHT WAS AWESOME! I GOT SO FUCKING WASTED IT WASNT EVEN FUNNY.

IF THAT FUCKING GUY COMES AND WAKES ME UP ONE MORE TIME, I SWEAR I WILL KICK HIM RIGHT IN HIS FUCKING SCHNIKES!!!

KEL, YOU"RE SUCH A FUCKING LOSER.
 
     
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06:35pm 27/05/2003
 
mood: impressed
You fucking people wonder why I don't fucking talk, but 94% of this whole fucking community is gay, pregnant, or fucking ugly as sin. I have nothing fucking against gay people, but my dick only touches hot bitches like Natalie Portman, or fucking Adriana Lima...Alyssa Milano. :-* Jacky wants some. Did you know I'm British? I'll fucking rock your world.

I need to go get some fucking food. Kelly gives me a fucking headache. I do have to admit, that I miss her fucking spoiled ass here. I get bored when I got no one to fight with.

Dill should be over any minute. We're going to drive to fucking Sunset Blvd and pick up some hookers. My pickle fucking needs some Koshering.

TENN CREW FUCKING OWNS.
 
     
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05:46pm 11/04/2003
 
mood: mischievous
Hi all you ugly bitches. jack is back. you better be fucking telling your sisters, because he needs fucking laid.

DILL FUCKING MY HOUSE WITH THE TENN CREW WE'RE GONNA SMOKE SOME FUCKING REFER.

MY MUM DOESNT HAVE ANY MORE CANCER! ALl of you mother fuckers need to comment in her journal and tell her how fucking much she rules.

kelly, you are an idiot. go fuck bert and get more stds. wait, bert is gay with the guy from mest. my bad. im sure jeph, quinn, branden would do you. you're the HO of the USED.

i need to throw some fucking rocks at kids. i feel violent.
 
     
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02:22am 31/03/2003
 
mood: annoyed
All you assholes are leaving fucking LA and now I won't have anyone to get fucking high with! COME THE FUCK BACK!


DILL we have to go back to fucking vegas.
 
     
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02:06am 26/03/2003
 
mood: high
ITS NOT MY FUCKING FAULT YOUR BOYFRIEND HAS STD'S!

Melinda is making me go to an Anger Management meeting. FUCK THAT.

TENN CREW, COME OVER WE NEED TO SMOKE SOME FUCKING BUD. BRING THAT SEXY ADRIANA LIMA!!!
 
     
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02:45am 24/03/2003
 
mood: hot
i have nothing to fucking write about. the osbournes are here, you fucking bastards are in for some trouble now. kelly can no longer be little pretty pop girl anymore. i'm here to make fun of her and make her life hell. i'll pray for you, kel, you'll need it.

kelly's reaction to me joining )

my fuckin dad is makin me come down to fix the remote agian. he needs fucking lessons on this, i want to masturbate to my Victoria's Secret catalog...Adriana lima...mmm......
 
     
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08:23pm 23/03/2003
 
mood: aggravated
Hi, I'm Jack Osbourne...fucking ADD ME.

AIM: jack x sabbath
 
     
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